gots job for the diabetes! *pumps fist*
lucky number 22
so i applied for a job for diabetes being one of those work from homers who call you and say please give your ugly clothes to the diabetes and then me: i applied for diabetes john: oh cool doing what? me: asking for clothes, hello this is diabetes gimme your clothes. john: hello this is your clothes gimme your diabetes. me: hello this is your mom i have diabetes. OH MY GOD IT’S THE...
George Jackson - Aretha, sing one for me cat...
a conversation i had a while ago
person: hey nazi marathon is on history channel right now.
me: oh awesome, that shit is like shark week.
me: *googling shark week* HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S ALSO SHARK WEEK! DID THEY PLAN IT?!
all the horribleness. →
fuck, i basically spent all night watching these submissions to win a walk on role on mad men and at first it was a good laugh but now i am worried that i might have damaged myself and the way i feel about the actual characters. mad men is my new the wire obviously and it will suck to imagine these people in my brain next time i watch. they are fucking you don draper, they are fucking you in your...